(Source: notorious-posts)

(Source: joncilley)

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

(Source: drownerrs)

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

failstun:

i have arrived

failstun:

i have arrived

(Source: blackberryvision)

He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
A six word story (via emobean)

(Source: thiccho)

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(Source: fake-ketchup)

ilmegliodiinternet:

Professional memer on his way to the office

ilmegliodiinternet:

Professional memer on his way to the office